Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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