- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

a person who will soon die of beeties

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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