- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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