- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Connor is homo

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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