Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Blacks

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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