Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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