- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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