- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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