- Anti Joke

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

This sentance contains three errers

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

what is big round and fat? Your MOM