How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Women's Rights..

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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What's blue? The sky.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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