Knock Knock CUM IN!

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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=3

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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what is orange? an orange

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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