A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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What is cowboy say

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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are u black unlucky

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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