My love life

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Stop procrastinating.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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