My name is Jeff

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Ham sandwich

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

Smoke weed till i die nigga

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Vote this up

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

What would Muhammed do?

Stop. Seriously stop.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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