Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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