- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What is your bill about? Clinton

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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