- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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