Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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VITAMIN C!

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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