- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Knock Knock The doors already open

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Women's rights

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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