- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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