Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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Women's rights

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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