- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

rabbits running in my bathroom!

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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