God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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A French man gets into a fight

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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