- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

whats your budget like? a budget.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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