- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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