A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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