Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Maths.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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im @ work, LOL.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Im gay What about you

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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