An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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