- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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