- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Waffles ate my grandma

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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