What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Penis chickens

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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