Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

You having friends.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

A person from Singapore eats

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

A blind man walks into a library.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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