Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Anti Joke

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