- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

My dad

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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