What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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