What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Liverpool City Football Club

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

your life

Who wants $300? Me too.

Nuneaton..

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

This site has ads. and so does every other free site

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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