- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Nuneaton..

Who wants $300? Me too.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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