why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Get it? More.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Women's Rights.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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