How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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