- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

#IsaiahAfterAD&B

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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