Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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