what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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PENIS lol

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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