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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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