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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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