Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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