What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Cripples are lame.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Laugh.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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PICKLES

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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