roses are red violets are indigo

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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