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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

osama bin laden is dead

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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