- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

osama bin laden is dead

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

You know what's funny? Rape

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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