How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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