Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

black people

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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