- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Who is John Galt?

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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