how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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