A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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Poop!!

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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