that wall over there ->

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

what goes boo a sock

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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