- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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