What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

i killed my family

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Two planes walk into an office building

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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