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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Blacks

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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