A bar walks into a man

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Skrillex.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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