What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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i killed my family

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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