- Anti Joke

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

FUCK THE JEWS

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

seek beauty

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist