- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

My Butthole.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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