"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

your mom is so fat.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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