How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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boobs.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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