Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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You're tall.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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