What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Roses are red, yup.

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What is 9+10? 19

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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