How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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