Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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