what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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