What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

National security?

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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