- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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