- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What? Yes.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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