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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

a man walked into a bar....

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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