- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Morning wood.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Knock Know! Come in!

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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