What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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Refridgerator.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Anti Joke

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