- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

whats worse than a kane nothing

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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