what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Penis.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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