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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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