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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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