- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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