How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Roses are flowers.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Nah

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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