- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Im batman...suck it losers

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Who invented apple? God

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

This is funny.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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